Sreesanth gets a haircut and says he looks like Hrithik Roshan.

You are a douche bag. Accept it.

Pooja Bedi wants to be the next Oprah Winfrey.

You are obsolete. No one wants you.

K P S Gill remains the Q#$#$#@$@ he is.

He is a @##$#@$@$

Shah Rukh Khan gets a free ride on Mukesh Ambani’s private Boeing.

I think he can afford his own but why buy one when he can get it for free…

Sameera Reddy wants to remain hot forever.

Like you are hot right now? Duh.