We are hungry people around here. We have our dinner. And that everyday we go to the Café Coffee Day for a routine cup of coffee. And then we venture out even further looking for food at 1 am in the night.
Alas, the world does not work as per our requirement. Apart from the dhabas near the call center, no other place is open. And today we decided to find one. We landed on the otherwise popular but untried Zaika Restaurant on the Delhi Jaipur highway.
The atmosphere was grim and gloomy. We almost took off but decided to give it a test anyways. The menu was a revelation. It had a peculiar statement written on it, which was so damn funny and irritating. It went like this:
Extra surcharge on vomiting: Rs. 50/-
First, we assumed that since it was a roadside thingy, a lot of drunkards would land up here and causing them unreasonable clutter. However, after eating the food at the joint, we came to know that the statement was a warning about the quality of food being served there.
We decided to gulp down the shitty food with a bottle of Mirinda and run home in case one of us might not go puke puke. Lesson learnt; never eat food in a restaurant, which warns about surcharges for puking at their place.